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Introduction |
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Massive Oil Spill Results in Improved Wildlife Viscosity |
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00:42 |
Cop Kills His Own Partner and Vows to Track Himself Down |
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00:35 |
NASA Is Baffled by Failure of Straw Shuttle |
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00:43 |
Clinton Seduced By Suave International Diamond Thief |
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00:33 |
Area Bassist Fellated |
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00:34 |
High Court Bans Same-Sex Friendships |
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00:40 |
The Amish Give Up |
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00:26 |
Giant Six-Year-Old Devastates Area Ant Community |
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00:43 |
"The Robots Are Our Friends": An Editorial By Helen Liedermeyer |
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04:59 |
Family of Four Rescued from a Burning House by Homosexual |
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00:33 |
Desperate Vegetarians Declare Cows Plants |
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00:43 |
Whale Market Targeted with New Plankton-Flavored Peanut Butter |
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00:35 |
Christopher Reeve Placed Atop Washington Monument |
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00:40 |
Civil War Enthusiasts Burn Atlanta to the Ground |
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00:39 |
Jesus Christ Hires Associate Christ |
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00:34 |
Blues Man Claims Yemen Done Him Wrong |
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00:48 |
Taco Bell Launches New "Morning After" Burrito |
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00:40 |
Zookeeper Savagely Raped By Grizzly Bear |
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00:40 |
Jews Ordered Back To Egypt For Pyramid Duty |
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00:39 |
Clinton Deploys Vowels To Bosnia |
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00:54 |
"Those Motherfucking Robins Are On Thin Ice With Me": An Editorial By Joseph Marty |
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04:37 |
Nine People Drawn & Quartered at Out-of-Hand Renaissance Fair |
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00:38 |
Neighbors Remember Serial Killer As Serial Killer |
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00:33 |
Chrysler Discontinues Neck Belts |
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00:39 |
Teachers Appalled By Poorly-Written Teen Suicide Notes |
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Mother Teresa Sent To Hell in Wacky Afterlife Mixup |
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00:44 |
Buck Naked Man Stresses Importance of Proper Schooling |
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00:39 |
Ants Demand 23.9 Hour Workday |
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00:39 |
President Clinton Written Up By "Total Bitch" Supervisor |
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00:45 |
Congress Approves "Americans With No Abilities" Act |
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New High-Viscosity Mayonnaise Will Help Americans Swallow |
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Collectable Plate Industry Calls For Tragic Death Of Barbara Streisand |
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00:36 |
"Hitler Was Wrong!" The Outside Scoop By Jacky Harvey |
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03:31 |
McDonald's Unveils New All-Beef Bun |
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00:34 |
President's Head Sawed Off |
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Phillip Morris Lawyers Deny Cigarettes Are Cylindrical |
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00:36 |
New Cereal for the Poor Stays Crunchy In Water |
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00:34 |
Revolutionary New Aspershirt Relieves Torso Pain |
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00:32 |
Vatican Unveils Pope Signal |
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00:37 |
Greenpeace Releases Dolphins Into Forest |
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Local Wal-Mart Greeter At Death's Door |
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00:38 |
Richard Simmons Fights For Life in Estrogen Tent |
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Lucky Dead Student Gets His Own Page In Yearbook |
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00:41 |
NRA Changes Focus From Guns To Penmanship |
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00:37 |
"I Am A Bad Ass": An Editorial By Herbert Kornfeld |
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05:52 |
Quincy Suspects Murder |
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00:42 |
Jews Are Celebrating Rosh Hoshasha Or Something |
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Bourbon Helps Carpet Salesman Forget About Carpeting for a While |
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White Castle Plundered By Turks |
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00:40 |
Ted Nugent's New Cologne Tested On Every Known Animal |
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00:43 |
Don King Enjoys A "Grandilomentitudinous" Sandwich |
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Family Dog Suspected In Miniature Chuck Wagon Disaster |
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00:46 |
Utter Failure Plans To Spend Rest Of Day In Bed |
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Congress Lowers Killing Age To 19 |
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00:35 |
Scandal In The Special Olympics |
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"It's Not A Crack House, It's A Crack Home"--By Helen Ulrich, Crack Whore |
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05:06 |
Area Man Busts His Ass All Day, And For What? |
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00:41 |
Mongol Warriors Sack & Pillage U.S. |
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Hate Crime Bill Stalled By Pro-Hate Lobby |
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00:36 |
80% Of Americans Favor Storming Castle and Destroying the Inhuman Monster |
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00:41 |
Man With Heart Disease Eagerly Awaits Death Of Young Boy |
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00:38 |
Face Of Jesus Seen On Miracle Hippie |
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00:36 |
An Ant Is Born |
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Babies Are Stupid |
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00:43 |
NRA President Charlton Heston: A Hebrew? |
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00:40 |
Coffeehouse Encounter Results In Conversation And Cunnilingus |
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00:39 |
Drunken Man Makes Interesting Point About Society |
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00:45 |
Local Masturbator Gets All the Latest Swimwear News On E! |
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Outtro |
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